You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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