Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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