Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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