is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
