Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
is it fun? or sober?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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