hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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