Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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