If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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