Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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