Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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