shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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