I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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