I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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