There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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