I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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