Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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