: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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