I am puke
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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