I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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