If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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