I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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