Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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