It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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