im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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