Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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