The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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