just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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