He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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