But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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