Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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