I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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