Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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