he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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