This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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