Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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