Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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