Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
do nipples grow back?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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