lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
