You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
we should paint friendship bongs
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