My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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