my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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