great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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