yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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