I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
this just has baby written all over it
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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