There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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