No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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