I'm eating all of the evidence.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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