Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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