My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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