i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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