I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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