Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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