Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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