I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
