Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I want to be your penis for a week.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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