No awkward lesbian experiences without me
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Someone came in the potted fern
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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