oh god the rape fog is back!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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